The issue ...
Despite the professional image that it tries to project through its Web site and other forms of advertising, I cannot help thinking that there may be some odd pockets of incompetence hiding away in different parts of the Vodafone organisation. After my experiences of the last eight days I think I may well have stumbled upon some of these - or maybe its just me? Perhaps I have just been plain unlucky? No matter what the cause, my image of this organisation is heavily tarnished - so much so, despite having been a long-standing customer of Vodafone, I intend to dispense with the services of this company at my earliest convenience.The start of my problems
My recent problems with Vodafone started on the 29th July (2010) when I wanted to do a simultaneous upgrade and downgrade of my services. Speed-wise, I wanted to upgrade my mobile broadband facility from 3.6 Mbps to 7.2 Mbps; in terms of volume of data, I wanted to downgrade from 'unlimited download' to 3.0 Gbytes per month.I went into my local Vodafone store to make the necessary arrangements. After an extensive period of waiting, someone with the appropriate 'authority' was able to make the changes that I had asked for. He also gave me a new USB modem ('dongle') - unknown to me at the time, it turned out to be defective. Before leaving the shop, I checked exactly what I had to do in order to get the new modem up and running. I was told: Step 1 delete the current software from my computer; Step 2 install the new software from the new dongle; Step 3 transfer the SIM card from my old dongle to my new one.
I followed the above instructions 'to the letter'. Despite this, I could not get the new modem to work. After numerous phonecalls to Vodafone 'customer care', I was eventually able to find someone who could explain why my modem was not working. The software was out of date! He then explained that I had to download Version 10 of the modem software from the Vodafone Web site.
I thought the next step in the procedure was rather amusing! I now used my Orange modem to download new software for my defunct Vodafone modem. Interestingly, my Orange modem worked without any problems from the first day that I bought it and has never stopped working. I have never had any problems with it. Sadly, I cannot say the same about my Vodafone modems. However, there is one exception, the SIM card that is embedded inside my netbook computer has always worked fine (but that does not use Vodafone software).
Eventually, I got my USB modem to work. But, unfortunately, there were more problems on their way!
Yet more problems
Having got my mobile broadband to work, I thought I would now use it to have a look at my online account ('MyAccount'). When I logged in to the system, I noticed a rather strange message in my "Welcome Philip" window - see below.
I could not understand what the string "**important**" meant; nor could I see any way of finding out - I could not 'click' on it and there was no mention of it in any form of online help facility. So, back to the telephone. Unfortunately, despite numerous phone calls to various people in Vodafone, to this very day (August 6th), I have not been able to find out what is so important that warrants this message placement on my screen.
One helpful (I am being sarcastic here) employee in the customer-care department suggested that the account (which I had previously been using successfully for over two years!) had not been set up correctly. He then proceeded to delete it and instructed me to set it up again. [Case: #3271646] |
I did this but the problem did not go away.
I thought I would next explore my Direct Debit arrangements. Herein lay yet another problem! I clicked on the appropriate button on the Vodafone screen only to be then presented with the following error message:
Error! We are unable to fulfil your request due to a temporary problem at our end. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience that this has caused. We hope to resolve this problem very soon, so please try again later. |
I could not believe my eyes! Vodafone actually admitting guilt? I found this so difficult to believe!
Finally, I thought I would explore 'My Bills'. With this intent in mind, I clicked on the appropriate menu option on my screen. Behold, yet another problem presented itself - see the illustration below:
18.15 on Tuesday, 3rd August, 2010 Sorry, due to the high levels of registrations Vodafone Bill Centre is receiving it is taking a little longer to complete your registration. Please try again in a few minutes. The rest of MyAccount is available for you to use. |
In the above message, the green text corresponds to my annotation relating to the time and date the message was presented to me.
As can be seen, the message on the screen suggested trying 'a few minutes later'. I did try several minutes later, several hours later and several days later. Whenever I tried to access my bills, I got the same message.
Further complaints to Vodafone led to the same response as I got before - but by a different respondent:
Another helpful (I am again being sarcastic) employee in the customer-care department suggested that the account had not been set up correctly. He then proceeded to delete it and instructed me to set it up again. [Case: #3318367] |
And so, the problem continues ...
I just wonder how many more times Vodafone will delete my account (without even asking me!) in the mistaken belief that their users are incompetent and that their software systems are 'beyond reproach'?